ROOM 2
Bottom of Crevice
SOUTH 3
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 2
This is the bottom of a deep crevice, where you fell after the earthquake
as you finished PORK I: The Great Underground Sewer System. Far above,
much too high to reach, is the house where you started the PORK adventure.
A narrow tunnel continues to the South of here. 
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 3
Narrow Tunnel
NORTH 2
SOUTH 4
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 3
This is a narrow tunnel, extending from the bottom of the crevice, to the
North of here, toward a footbridge South of here.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 4
Footbridge
NORTH 3
SOUTH 5
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 4
This is a narrow footbridge, extending over a rushing stream in a North-
South direction, from a narrow tunnel to your North. To the South, you see
a huge cavern opening out.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 5
Great Cavern
NORTHEAST 4
SOUTHWEST 39
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 5
This is a huge cavern. The ceiling is much too high to see clearly.
Wandering paths lead off in all directions, but most of them do not look
inviting. The only clear exits are a Footbridge to the NorthEast, and, to
the SouthWest, you see the entrance to a Dark Tunnel.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 39
Dark Tunnel
NORTH 5
SOUTHEAST 37
SOUTHWEST 33
ENTER 37
LIGHT 1
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 39
This is a long, dark tunnel, extending from the North to the SouthWest. Off
to the SouthEast, a smaller side tunnel begins.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 37
Parking Lot
NORTH 39
SOUTH 38
SOUTHWEST 11
ENTER 6
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 37
This is a large, desolate parking lot, which continues off to the South.
To the North, you see the entrance to a dark tunnel.  A cloudy area is off
to the SouthWest.  In the middle of the parking lot is a picnic area, which
you may Enter.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 6
Picnic Area
EXIT 37
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 6
This is a grassy picnic area in the middle of the parking lot. You can
exit the picnic area back to the parking lot.
END_ROOM_DESCR


ROOM 33
Stream Bank
NORTHEAST 39
SOUTH 11
EAST 37
WEST 32
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 33
This is the bank of the small stream you crossed over earlier by the
footbridge. To the NorthEast, you see the entrance to the dark tunnel.
Additional paths lead off to a large open area to the East, and toward
a cloudy looking area to the South, as well as a path going West.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 38
Parking Lot
NORTH 37
WEST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 38
This is the south end of the parking lot, which continues to the north.
A path leads West toward a cloudy area.
END_ROOM_DESCR

HELP 38
Better get out of here while you can!
END_HELP_DESCR

ROOM 50
Burlesque
NORTH 34
SOUTH 51
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 50
This darkened Burlesque theater is quite empty now. Everyone has run away
(or worse) due to the TapDancing Chicken Gizzard on the loose! You can go
North back to the sidewalk. Another door leads South.
END_ROOM_DESCR

HELP 50
You'll have to figure out how to deal with the Gizzard yourself, Frybaby
(er, Crybaby).
END_HELP_DESCR

ROOM 51
Programmer's Den
NORTH 50
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 51
This is the Programmer's Den. The programmer is sitting at his desk,
pulling his hair out.  He explains to you that you can't go any further in
the game, because it is still full of bugs, and he can't fix them.  Doors
are to the North and the South.
END_ROOM_DESCR


CREATURE 300
Bikers
Vicious
A group of mean-looking Bikers is here.
LOCATION 38
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 3
TIME_THRESH 5
THING
CREATURE_SYNONYMS THUG THUGS BIKER 
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 300
This is the roughest, meanest looking bunch of motorcycle gangsters you
have ever seen! You'd better get out of here quick!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 301
Biker
Angry
A filthy, angry, and huge biker is coming toward you with a lead pipe!
LOCATION 21
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 3
TIME_THRESH 5
MAN
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 301
This is the largest, ugliest, and certainly the dirtiest biker you have
ever seen! He is coming toward you, waving a large section of lead pipe!
Somehow, he doesn't seem friendly!
END_CREATURE_DESCR
 
ROOM 11
Smoke-filled Room
NORTH 33
SOUTH 35
EAST 38
WEST 23
NORTHEAST 37
NORTHWEST 32
SOUTHEAST 36
SOUTHWEST 34
LIGHT 1
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 11

END_ROOM_DESCR

HELP 11
Well, just pick a direction and hope!
END_HELP_DESCR

ROOM 32
Construction Site
NORTH 13
EAST 33
SOUTHEAST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 32
This is a messy construction site. Paths lead East, North, and, to the
SouthEast (where you see a low-lying cloud).
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 13
Junkyard
NORTH 14
SOUTH 32
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 13
This is a Junkyard.  Exits lead South and North to an open area.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 14
Golf Course
SOUTH 13
WEST 15
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 14
This is a lovely golf course. To the West, you see the Fitness Club. A
Junkyard mars the scenery to the South.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 15
Fitness Club
NORTH 19
EAST 14
WEST 16
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 15
This is the Fitness Club. Exits lead North (to the street) and East to the
Golf Course.  To the West is the door to the shower room.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 16
Shower Room
EAST 15
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 16
This is the shower room of the fitness club. The showers are all turned on,
filling the room with so much steam that you can only barely see the
doorway to the East where you came in.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 17
Shower Room
EAST 15
WEST 18
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 17
This is the shower room of the fitness club. Now that the biker broke the
showers, you can see not only the doorway to the East, but also that there
is a second exit to the West.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 18
Base of Dam
EAST 17
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 18
This is the base of a large brick dam. To the east is the Shower room of
the fitness club. You can see a glimmer off to the West.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 19
Street
NORTH 21
SOUTH 15
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 19
This is a street. To the South, you see the entrance to the Fitness Club.
To the North, there is a ramshackle building.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 21
Biker's ClubHouse
EAST 20
WEST 22
SOUTH 19
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 21
This is the Biker's Club Headquarters. Exits lead South (to the Street),
East (to the back room of the club), and West (to another building). If
there are any bikers around, I would suggest you head back out the way
you came in, FAST!
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 20
Bikers' Back Room
WEST 21
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 20
This is the back room of the Biker's club. There is an unmade bed here.
The only exit is West to the main room.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 22
Bank
EAST 21
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 22
This is the local bank. It seems strange, but the only exit is through
the Biker's Club to the East. May not be good for keeping customers,
but I'll bet the bank doesn't get robbed (at least not by anyone other than
the bikers!)
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 23
AT Room
EAST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 23
Now that you have finally made it to this room, you are a bit disappointed.
This is the AT room, where the programmer worked. But the computer is gone
now, and all that is left is a table with scattered disks of software.
The only exit is East.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 34
Outside Burlesque Theater
SOUTH 50
NORTHEAST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 34
You find yourself outside the Burlesque Theater, which is to your South.
You hear the sound of tapdancing coming from the Theater. The smoke-filled
room is back to your NorthEast.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 35
Cajun Chicken House
NORTH 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 35
This is a fast-food restaurant specializing in spicy Cajun fried chicken. 
The exit is North.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 36
Riddle Room
NORTHWEST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 36
This is the Riddle Room. In addition to the exit to the NorthWest, there is
a door to the East. A large sign above the door says: 

       To open this door, you must answer the following riddle:

       What is hotter than dynamite?

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 27
Bottom of Escalator
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 27
You are at the bottom of an escalator, leading upward a dizzying height.
An escalator is essential here, since it is clearly too far to climb on
foot. The doorway to the Riddle Room to the West is now open.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 28
Top of Escalator
NORTH 29
DOWN 27
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 28
This is the top of the long escalator, which is now running down as well
as up. You also see an open doorway to the North.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 29
Robot Room
SOUTH 28
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 29
This is a robot storage and repair room. The only exit is South.
There is a large power switch here. There is some writing on the switch.
END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM 40
West of the Dam
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 40
You are to the west of the dam, which you can reach by going East. To your
West, you see the glimmer of Gold! Unfortunately, there is a deep pool of
water, spilled from the dam, between you and the gold. The pool looks too
deep to get through, at least in your ordinary shoes.
END_ROOM_DESCR

HELP 40
Well, if it's too deep to get through in your ordinary shoes, you could try
taking your shoes off, maybe?
END_HELP_DESCR

ROOM 41
Giant Kitchen
EAST 40
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 41
This is the largest kitchen you have ever seen! The stove is 20 feet high,
and the refrigerator stretches out of sight above! Everything in the
kitchen, even the pots and pans, are correspondingly huge!
The only way out is East where you came in.
END_ROOM_DESCR



NOUN 200
Lamp
Brass
Your trusty old Brass Lamp from PORK I is here.
LOCATION 2
IS_LIGHT
NOUN_SYNONYMS LANTERN 
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 200
This is your trusty old battery powered Brass Lamp from PORK I. 
END_NOUN_DESCR


NOUN 201
Program
Debugger
This is a debugger program, for removing "bugs" from computer programs.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 23
POINTS 5
NOUN_SYNONYMS DEBUGGER DEBUG SOFTWARE DISK DISC FLOPPY
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 201
This is a disk of computer software containing a "Debugger" program, used
for locating and correcting errors in other computer programs.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 202
Can
Gasoline
This is a gasoline can. It is currently full of gasoline.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 0
CLOSABLE
OPEN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 202
This is a gasoline can. It is currently full of gasoline.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 203
Can
Gasoline
This is a gasoline can. It is currently empty.
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 6
CLOSABLE
OPEN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 203
This is an empty gasoline can.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 204
Car
Ford
An old Ford automobile sits here. Fuel is dripping from its' gasoline tank.
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 13
NOUN_SYNONYMS FORD AUTO AUTOMOBILE 
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 204
An abandoned Ford automobile sits here, with fuel dripping from its' tank.
END_NOUN_DESCR


NOUN 207
Gasoline
Smelly
You see some gasoline.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 13
NOUN_SYNONYMS FUEL GAS
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 207
This is some gasoline that was spilled from the Ford.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 205
Escalator
Stopped
An escalator leads upward. Unfortunately, the escalator is currently off.
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 27
NOUN_SYNONYMS TANK ENGINE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 205
There is an escalator, leading up, which unfortunately is stopped now,
due to lack of fuel in its' gasoline powered engine, whose tank is bone-
dry.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 206
Escalator
Running
An escalator leads upward. Now it is working!
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 206
There is an escalator, leading up, which is running, now that you have
filled the engine with gasoline!

END_NOUN_DESCR


NOUN 208
Switch
Power
There is a large power switch, with writing on it.
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 29
READABLE
PUSHABLE
PULLABLE
TURNABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS WRITING
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 208
This is a large power switch. There is some writing on it.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 208
           The writing on the switch reads
        "Flip switch to turn on ventilation system."
END_TEXT

NOUN 209
Polish
Metal
You see a jar of metal polish.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 22
EDIBLE
DRINKABLE
POISONOUS
POINTS 5
NOUN_SYNONYMS JAR BRASSO 
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 209
You see a jar of Metal polish which the Banker was using to polish his coin
collection.  This is high quality metal polish, useful for polishing off
any item made of metal. It can be used to polish off coins, Brass Bikinis,
or just about anything else made of metal.

END_NOUN_DESCR

CREATURE 302
Robot
Metal
A large metal robot is in the room. He seems angry at you!
LOCATION 29
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 4
TIME_THRESH 6
THING
CREATURE_SYNONYMS FLOYD
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 302
This large metal robot looks very rusty. He also looks very nasty! Be
careful!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 303
Girl
Beautiful
You see the biker's girlfriend.
LOCATION 20
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 5
TIME_THRESH 10
POINTS 5
WOMAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS GIRL CHICK OLD LADY BROAD
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 303

END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 304
Cook
Cajun
You see the tearful Cajun Fried Chicken Cook here.
LOCATION 35
WOMAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS WAITRESS
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 304
This young woman is the cook at the Cajun Fried Chicken House. Right now,
she is very upset because the Giant Chicken Gizzard she was about to fry
ran off to become a Burlesque TapDancer, and is now terrifying everyone in
the whole game.
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 305
Gizzard
Chicken
You see an enormous Chicken Gizzard, wearing a Top Hat and Tails.
LOCATION 50
HOSTILE
THRESHOLD 5
TIME_THRESH 5
THING
CREATURE_SYNONYMS Chicken Dancer Fred Astaire
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 305
This is a huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails. The Gizzard
is tapdancing around the room!
END_CREATURE_DESCR

CREATURE 306
Programmer
Game
You see the Author of this game, pulling his hair out.
LOCATION 51
MAN
CREATURE_SYNONYMS WRITER AUTHOR BILL LARKINS
END_CREATURE

CREATURE_DESCR 306
This is the programmer of PORK II. Right now, he is pulling his hair out,
because the game has a "bug" in it that he can't figure out, and he can't
finish the game!
END_CREATURE_DESCR



NOUN 210
Cycle
Motor
You see a motorcycle parked here, of the type used by motorcycle gangs.
SIZE 100
WEIGHT 100
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 6
NOUN_SYNONYMS MOTORCYCLE HOG CHOPPER BIKE MOTORBIKE TRICYCLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 210
There is a large motorcycle parked here, of the type used by motorcycle
gangs. Better watch out, the gang must be around somewhere!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 211
Boots
Leather
You see a pair of leather motorcycle boots. They look your size.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
WEARABLE
POINTS 5
LOCATION 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 211
This is a pair of sturdy leather motorcycle boots. They look just your
size.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 212
Beer
None
None
LOCATION 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 212
Does not exist, for "lewd mode" quiz only.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 213
Stick
Dynamite
You see a stick of dynamite.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 34
READABLE
EDIBLE
POISONOUS
NOUN_SYNONYMS DYNAMITE EXPLOSIVE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 213
This is just your plain, ordinary stick of dynamite.
END_NOUN_DESCR

TEXT 213
To set off this dynamite, all you need to do is light it.
END_TEXT

NOUN 214
Match
Wooden
You see an ordinary, strike anywhere wooden match.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
LOCATION 6
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 214
This is your ordinary strike-anywhere wooden match. (Well, maybe not
THAT ordinary any more, since safety regulations no longer permit strike-
anywhere matches, but otherwise ordinary.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 215
Dam
Leaky
The dam has a hole in it from which water is gushing, blocking the path.
SIZE 200
WEIGHT 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 18
CLOSABLE
OPEN
NOUN_SYNONYMS HOLE LEAK WATER
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 215
The dam is leaking. Water is gushing out of a small hole, producing a jet
of water that blocks the passage westward.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 216
Dam
Plugged
The dam has a hole in it which you have now plugged with the dynamite.
SIZE 200
WEIGHT 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 0
CLOSABLE
OPEN
NOUN_SYNONYMS HOLE LEAK WATER
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 216
The leak in the dam has now been plugged up with the dynamite. You can
now go West as well as East.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 217
Skillet
Huge
You see an enormous copper skillet here.
SIZE 20
WEIGHT 20
LOCATION 41
POINTS 5
NOUN_SYNONYMS POT PAN FRYPAN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 217
This is the largest skillet you have ever seen, big enough to hold
anything! You initially thought it was gold, but on closer inspection, it
turns out to be made of copper.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 218
Door
Closed
The door to the East is currently closed.
WEIGHT 200
SIZE 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 36
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 218
The door is closed, very, very closed.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 219
Door
Open
The door to the East is standing open, since you have answered the riddle.
WEIGHT 200
SIZE 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 219
The door to the East is now open.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 220
Food
None
None
LOCATION 0
NOUN_SYNONYMS CHICKEN COOKING
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 220
Does not exist, for "riddle" only.
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 221
Program
Crashed
The door to the South is blocked by a Crashed Computer Program.
SIZE 200
WEIGHT 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 51
NOUN_SYNONYMS GAME CRASH BUG
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 221
This crashed computer program is blocking your way South to the finish of
the game!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 222
Program
Fixed
The door to the South is now open.
SIZE 200
WEIGHT 200
UNMOVABLE
LOCATION 0
NOUN_SYNONYMS GAME
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 222
Now that you have enabled the programmer to debug his program, the game can
continue. The way South is open!
You may now continue the game!
END_NOUN_DESCR

NOUN 223
Plaque
Silver
A large Silver Plaque hangs on the wall.  There is some writing on it.
SIZE 200
WEIGHT 200
UNMOVABLE
READABLE
LOCATION 2
NOUN_SYNONYMS SIGN PLATE WRITING TEXT
END_NOUN

TEXT 223
This game, PORK 2, is a parody of the great Infocom Game, ZORK II. PORK 2
was written by Bill Larkins, copyright 1989. PORK 2 may be distributed
freely, but please, no modifications!
Bill Larkins can be reached at CompuServe ID 72457,741, or on the GEnie
network as W.LARKINS
END_TEXT

ROOM 52
Entrance to PORK III
POINTS 20
GAME_WIN
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 52
Congratulations! You have successfully completed PORK II! You are now ready
for PORK III (as soon as someone writes it). In the meantime, please
remember what we said about the ZORK series at the beginning of this
Parody. If you have not played the ZORK series (ZORK I, ZORK II, and ZORK
III) from Infocom yet, please go out to your dealer (or call Infocom, you
can order directly from them) and get the ZORK series. You will find ZORK a
much better game than this Parody. And like I said, the original ZORK
series is available at a price so cheap that you can't afford NOT to buy
them!
END_ROOM_DESCR

MAXIMUM_SCORE 100

VERB
Dummy_Verb1 FILL
Dummy_Verb2 FLIP
Dummy_Verb3 POLISH
Dummy_Verb4 LEWD
Dummy_Verb5 DRAFT
Dummy_Verb6 DEBUG
Dummy_Verb7 PLUG BLOCK
Dummy_Verb8 CAJUN CAJUIN
Dummy_Verb9 TAME
Dummy_Verb10 GIVE HAND SHOW OFFER
END_VERB

INTRODUCTION



As you awake from a dream, you see a young woman, wearing an apron with the
logo of the Cajun Fried Chicken House on it. She is distraught! She
explains to you that the Chicken House just got in a shipment of Chicken
Gizzards that she was going to fry, but suddenly, a particularly large
Chicken Gizzard escaped from the Chicken House, got a job as a Tapdancer at
the local Burlesque house, and is now terrorizing the neighborhood! She
begs you to do something about the crazy Chicken Gizzard, before everyone
goes crazy!

This game, PORK 2, was written using Adventure Game Toolkit, AGT, by
Softworks, whose address is 43064 Via Moraga, Mission San Jose, CA, 94539. 
AGT is a fantastic game-writing program. If you enjoy PORK 2, I urge you to
get your own copy of AGT.





               Welcome to PORK II, The Gizzard of Showbiz!

This game is a sequel to PORK I. PORK I was a parody of Infocom's great
Text Game, ZORK I; PORK I was enhanced and rewritten in AGT format by Dave
Malmberg of Softworks, Creators of AGT. The present game, PORK II,
continues the tradition with a parody of ZORK II, the sequel to ZORK I.
This game has a TAME or a LEWD Mode of play. The LEWD mode is not
recommended for youngsters. To get into the LEWD mode, type, at any prompt,
    LEWD
You will have to answer a quiz to prove that you are old enough before the
game will enter LEWD mode.
To return to TAME mode, type TAME.

For additional instructions, answer YES at the Prompt following this
Introduction.





Before the game begins, if I may, I would like to have a few moments to
tell you about ZORK, the fantastic Computer Game program from Infocom about
which these PORK Parodies are written. ZORK is one of the greatest computer
text games ever written, (as well as one of the first). The game, as
available for PCs, is divided into 3 parts, ZORK I, ZORK II, and ZORK III.

The Game of ZORK is absolutely fantastic, and what is more, is currently
available either from your local software dealer or directly from Infocom
at a ridiculously low price, around $15 each for ZORK I, ZORK II, or ZORK
III. Also available is the ZORK Trilogy package, containing all three
games, again for an extremely low price. If you have not played ZORK yet, I
urge you to run down to your software store, or to contact Infocom, and
obtain your own copy of the ZORK trilogy! Believe me, it would more than be
worthwhile at several times the very low price.

END_INTRO
