MESSAGE 1
As you fill the escalator with fuel, the auto-starter detects the fuel in
the tank and starts the motor. Now you can take the escalator!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 2
This room is filled with smoke, smoke so thick you can't see where you are
going. The smoke is so thick, it seems that several political conventions
must have shared this room recently.  Exits seem to go off in almost all
directions, but you can't really tell what direction is what.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 3
Now that the ventilation system has cleared the room, you can see exits
going in all directions except Up and Down.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 4
The angry biker follows you into the Shower room. He takes one look at the
showers (from his appearance, he hasn't seen a shower in a long, long
time!) which are quickly cleaning off his years of accrued filth, and rips
out the plumbing in a rage! Unfortunately (for the biker, that is), the
pipes fall on him, knocking him out cold, as well as stopping the showers!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 5
Oh, Oh! The biker starts to follow you. And I don't think it's because he
likes you, either!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 6
You quickly begin to polish the rusty robot. You polish and polish, until
you end up completely polishing him away! There is nothing left, you have
polished him down to nothing! Smart thinking!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 7
The beautiful (and quite naked!) girlfriend of the biker takes a look at
you, (as you are also looking quite closely at her sexy body!). She
remarks, "Well, you don't LOOK like much, but if you managed to chase off
my Old Man and get in here, you must be more of a man than you look. And
besides, I was getting tired of that dirty bum anyway, so I guess I'll take
you instead!"

With that, she grabs you and tosses you over her shoulder! She trots down
the Street, still quite naked, with you slung over her shoulder, to the
considerable amusement of people along the street, until she reaches the
Picnic Area in the Parking Lot, where the Cycle was parked.

Once she reaches the picnic area with you over her shoulder, she tosses you
to the ground, and quickly pulls off your clothes. She then proceeds to
make wild, passionate love to you!

After the wild lovemaking, you get dressed again.  She hops on the cycle,
motioning for you to climb on behind her. You explain that you would like
to ride away into the sunset with her, but you have important matters to
tend to. She looks at you wistfully, but finally agrees to let you go.
Before she rides away into the sunset on her bike, she opens a compartment
in the back and tosses you a pair of motorcycle boots, with the comment,
"You might as well keep these, I never wear them anyway. With a wink at
you, she rides away.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 8
You're already IN Lewd mode!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 9
Before you can play this game in LEWD Mode, you must be old enough. Please
answer the following question to show that you are old enough for LEWD
Mode:

During the Vietnam War Era (1960's), the following was a popular slogan
with College Students (type the word necessary to Fill In the Blank):

  _____ ____, not students!

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 10
OK, you passed the test. You are now in LEWD MODE!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 11
You blew it, I don't think you are old enough for LEWD Mode.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 12
The girl exclaims, "Thank you! You have saved me from that awful Biker! Now
I can go home to my parents, who are probably worried sick about me!"

You walk the girl back to the parked motorcycle in the picnic area, where,
before she rides the cycle home to her parents, she opens a compartment in
the cycle and takes out a pair of Leather Motorcycle Boots, which she hands
to you. "You might as well take these. They belonged to that evil Biker,
and I sure don't need them! You might get some use out of them, since they
seem to be your size."
Then she rides the motorcycle away, waving goodbye to you.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 13
As you walk into the biker's back room, you are startled to see one of the
most beautiful girls you have ever seen in your life! And what's more, she
is stark naked!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 14
As you walk into the biker's back room, you see a beautiful girl. She is
sobbing and obviously afraid of the biker you have just disposed of. You
feel sorry for the poor girl, who has clearly been taken advantage of by
the nasty biker.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 15
          You light the dynamite with the match.


                       BOOM!
  
          Way to go, kid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 16
You cleverly plug up the hole in the dam with the dynamite. Now the
passageway to the West can be reached.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 17
As you correctly answer the riddle, the door to the East opens without
  fanfare.
END_MESSAGE


MESSAGE 18
OK, chicken, you're safe now back in TAME mode. Tell you what, why don't
you go take a cold shower and calm down a bit before continuing the game?
I'll wait for you.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 19
The grateful cook quickly rounds up the wandering Gizzard, and fries it
in a spicy Cajun mixture to a golden brown! Now you need never worry about
the Gizzard again!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 20
You can't move! You are encased in solid Granite!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 21
You try to move, but slip and slide in the grease you are covered with!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 22
You stagger around, going nowhere! You are drunk from the Wine!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 23
How can you go anywhere? You are tied to a pole and surrounded by angry
Apachies!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 24
A Huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails, Tapdances into the
room! He tips his hat to you, shakes the hat, and mumbles something.
Nothing happens. He looks at the hat in a disappointed manner, then
disappears.
END_MESSAGE


MESSAGE 26
At last, the spell cast by the evil Gizzard ends, and you feel yourself
free to move again!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 30
A Huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails, tapdances into the
room! He tips his hat to you, and then shakes the hat while yelling
"GRANITE"! Sure enough, particles of granite billow out of the hat and
surround you, turning you into a statue!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 31
A Huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails, tapdances into the
room! He tips his hat to you, and then shakes the hat while yelling
"GREASY"! Huge waves of grease pour out of the hat, covering you from head
to toe! You try moving, but only manage to slip and slide!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 32
A Huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails, tapdances into the
room! He tips his hat to you, and then shakes the hat while yelling
"GRAPE"! A gush of wine comes pouring out of the hat, right into your
mouth, where you have no choice but to swallow it! You become drunk, and
can only stagger helplessly around!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 33
A Huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails, tapdances into the
room! He tips his hat to you, and then shakes the hat while yelling
"GERONOMO"! A band of fierce Apachie Indians gallops out of the hat! They
grab you and tie you to a pole!
END_MESSAGE
